overheard in new york

Little girl: Mommy, can you please get me a balloon?
Mother: I'm sorry dear, but they don't make them anymore.
(14th Street & 8th Avenue)

Tween girl #1: She's been in this bitchy mood all week and when I asked her why she said she just got back from the Holocaust Memorial.
Tween girl #2: Holo--oh, that Jewish thing with all the candles? Why does that have a memorial?
(Dumbo)

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